Am I awful

Just wondering how bad a person I am. Currently, I am praying for rain on Saturday so my bestie cannot go and watch tennis with her boyfriend and instead they can go with me to view The Dark Knight
I know that I am one of a small minority of people who have not seen it up to this point but I don't think people at work should be offended when I tell them to shut the "f" up. I mean, sure I am being bitchy and totally look like I would poke their eyes out with the highlighter I am holding, but seriously!
Speaking of work, there is a girl here that is so perky. Ridiculously so and I truly beilieve it is not an act. Is it really possible to be Drew Barrymore like all the time. I personally believe you have to let out your inner Naomi at least once a day.