this is how you break up a party

"I am going to stick this in your mouth and it will taste awful"

End of an amazingly relaxing weekend at the cottage: a wee bit of boozing on Saturday night, some Journey, poo being thrown at my back, worn out knee pads, neighbourly disputes. Good times.
Monday 5:03 pm, it all went down hill fast.
I begged and pleaded for someone to go tubing, since I cannot, and Kim and Rob decided to take the challenge up together. Suzanne lured them into a false sense of security with her driving and I am not sure they were prepared for the huge waves she had created. Kim went flying. So much so that we gave Suz a round of applause for the knock off. Then we realized everything was not well in whoville. Kim hit Robs calf on the way out of the tube and bit through her lip. Blood was dripping down her face. I am happy to report, however, that she managed to be like crime dog McGruff and took a bite out of Robs leg.
4 hours at the hospital, 10 Stitches, and one Jolie like lip, and Kim is now on her way to a full recovery.
Quote on the top is courtesy of the lovely ER doc in Lindsay.