gymnasts futures

After an insightful conversation with my bestie and hypothesizing on the future of some of these gals, especially if they are from China, Romania, and Russia, we came to the conclusion that gymnasts are a lot like strippers.
Here is the evidence:
1. Signiture move called the Nastia
2. They love spinning on bars
3. The splits come into play a lot
4. Whether on stage or on the floor exercise, there is a ton of pointless, uncoordinated and embarassing dancing to get to the good stuff
5. Both Strippers and Gymnasts keep Bonnie Bell in business with the sale of blue eye shadow
6. Tight little outfits are most appropriate.